I just got off the phone with the Swedish Embassy. And I just really can’t get over how rude that particular embassy is. They act like they are the freaking MI5! I had no problems with the Swedish Embassy in London, but every time I need to communicate with the one here, I am aghast at how rude they are. Let me just disclose the fact that the people I deal with there are not the Swedes, but locals working for the Swedes. Don’t get me wrong; I love the Swedes, hence why I made a call in the first place.
Let me give you a background and motive behind the call. I rang them up to find out if there were any events that the Swedish community might have for Christmas or perhaps for Santa Lucia. Similarly to what the Spanish community have here, or even the Swedish community in London. However, this is the phone conversation I had which I absolutely did not expect.
Me: Oh hello, I was wondering if there were any events for Christmas?
Bitch on the line: What about?
Me: Errrm, well I was wondering if the Swedish community perhaps had an event to which I could go to? Something for Christmas or Santa Lucia?
Bitch: But, who are you?
Me: (WTF!?) What do you mean?
Bitch: Who is this?
Me: (Like you would know me?!!!) Umm, my name is Monica…? I’m not with any company, I am just inquiring really.
Bitch: Why is it you want to know?
WHAT THE HELL?? I all of a sudden felt like a criminal for wanting to celebrate some Swedish Christmas cheer!! I’m not asking for a fucking visa you know! Perhaps some mandelmusslor or a bottle of gurka!
Me: (Errr, well I would like to terrorize your people for the recipe of Janssons Frestelse, Bloody hell!!) Errr, because I realise that 13th of December is Santa Lucia and it's Christmas and I thought perhaps the community might be having some events. (Obvously!)
Bitch: But why?!
Me: (WHAT DON’T YOU GET!!!??? – I decided to use the relative card…) Well I have my in-law who is Swedish coming down , and it would be nice to take them to a Swedish event here.
Bitch: Who is your in-law?!
Me: (Like you would know him!!! Good god woman!!!) Look, I just want to know if there is an event or not with your embassy.
Bitch: You must be invited by the ambassador to be part of his guest list.
Me: So it’s not open to the public then?
Bitch: No, only for the ambassador and his guests.
Would it have killed you, to just say that in the bloody first place???!!!
It reminded me what an awful experience it is getting ones visa and dealing with these bastards. Oh well… guess I will just have to stick to whatever Spanish events there may be. Joke is, I am not even related to any Spaniards. (Yet.)
Oh the joys of the third world.









































